Traffic Today!!!!!!!!! (WARNING: CONTAINS ROZ LANGUAGE)

What the hell is wrong with people today. We have become such a rushed society anymore that
there is no respect on the roads and certainly no common sense.
Lets list the examples and see how many you experience in a day.
How about the person that sits waiting to turn into traffic forever...no one is coming...forever.
They wait till you are right there in front of them and then pull out and drive slow. YOU HAD TWO FOOTBALL FIELDS OF LENGTH BEFORE I GOT THERE...WHY DIDNT YOU GO.
People in the left lane driving slow, everyone is passing them and you do too only to find them leaned over against the window with the phone in their ear like they are at home on the couch talking to their friends. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO DAMN IMPORTANT YOU CANT GET HOME TO RESOLVE IT FIRST OR GET IN THE RIGHT HAND LANE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY.
People for some reason in the midwest have no idea how to merge into traffic on an on ramp to get onto a highway with on coming traffic. They want to stop on an on ramp and then poke on out into traffic, no signal, no warning and crawling along like they are in a funeral line on sunday.
WAKE UP, PAY ATTENTION, YOUR GETTING ON A REALLY REALLY FAST HIGHWAY. YOU ARE NOT DRIVING A COMBINE ON THE FARM, GET THE FUCKING LEAD OUT.
People turning from left lane onto a road and go allllllll the way over to the right hand lane. You could be turning right there and they are right into the side of your car. WHY DONT YOU TURN LEFT AND STAY IN THE LEFT HAND LANE WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG. ITS IN THE DRIVERS EDUCATION MANUAL. WWW.GETAFUCKINGCLUE.COM DUMBASS.
Why is it that people feel the need these days to ride right in your trunk. The gas prices are high enough to tow my 1 ton car around this city. I dont need someone else attaching themselves to my bumper and riding for free. IF I CANT SEE YOUR HEADLIGHTS AND THERE IS NOT A CAR SPACE BETWEEN US, BEWARE CAUSE I WILL SLAM THE FUCK ON MY BRAKES AND YOU CAN REAREND ME, IT HASNT BEEN THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN REARENDED AND I AM SURE IT WONT BE THE LAST. I ALSO AM NOT ABOUT TO DEAL WITH YOUR IGNORANT HILLBILLY COUNTRY BUMPKIN NO TEETH IN YOUR HEAD,TOBACCO CHEWING, NO SHOE WEARING SON OF A BITCHIN ASS ALL UP IN MY GRILL LIKE YOU AINT GOT THE SENSE GOD GAVE A TURNIP. GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME OR I WILL GET MY NRA CARD OUT AND MY RIFLE AND SHOW YOU HOW MY SHOTTING RANGE PRACTICE HAS BEEN GOING.
NUFF SAID MOTHERFUCKERS. NUFF SAID.